THE FRIED EGG SANDWICH I MADE FOR DINNER TONIGHT WAS DELICIOUS. I CHANNELED EVERYTHING [LIDAKAAU] HAS TAUGHT ME AND PRODUCED A DELECTABLE TREAT WORTHY OF ANY ACCOLADES AND AWARDS THAT MAY COME ITS WAY. IN OTHER NEWS, TOMMY JAMISON IS HERE RIGHT NOW. NOT HERE, AS IN ON THIS BLOG, BUT HERE, AS IN IN DERRY. IN OTHER NEWS, WE WENT TO SOME MUSEUMS TODAY AND THIS SWEET PARADE YESTERDAY. I'LL POST SOME PICTURES. HOLD ON. OK, POSTED. CAN YOU SEE THEM? IN OTHER NEWS, WE WENT ON A 5 MILE RUN THIS MORNING. IN OTHER NEWS, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. IN OTHER NEWS, I'M GOING TO POST SOME MORE PICTURES FOR JUSTIN CHANG. IN OTHER NEWS, IT'S DERBY TIME TONIGHT. QUIZ NIGHT TONIGHT. DOMINATE TONIGHT. DOMINIGHT. TOMINIGHT. TOMAJANIGHT. TOMTOMMYJAMAJASONIGHT.
HEY BITCH REMEMBER WHEN I FACEBOOK CHATTED YOU AND YOU SAID "JUST A MINUTE" AND THEN NEVER CAME BACK TO TALK TO ME. HEY FUCK YOU TOM. I WAITED FOR YOU. I HAD FAITH IN YOU. BUT YOU BROKE THAT FAITH. BROKE IT INTO A THOUSAND DIFFERENT PAINFUL SHARDS EACH OF WHICH PUNCTURED MY HEART IN 5 DIFFERENT PLACES, LEAVING ME TO CRY OUT IN MISERY AS I WRITHED UPON THE FLOOR.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I just got headphones with a microphone so I can skype with you/other people, tom you heartless bastard.
-Jeff