Monday, July 6, 2009

YE OLDE BLEOGE POSTE

GREEYTINGS FRYENDS, LORDES, AND HOES

THISSE WEEYKEND WE TRAVULLRES, UCCOMPENYED BIE THE INCOMPEARUBLE DOUG CAULKINS, VENCHURED TO MAGEE UNJVERSJTJE WHERE DWELLETH THE CIVILIZED AND PRETENTIOUSE PLANTATJON SCHOLARSTH.

Thaire speeeeches wur trueleye miende boggling. Honestlie, we dide not understaynde a singular worde that twas spoeken. We founde greate amusementt in masterying the olde languagee frome 1600s Iyryeland. Wee are nowe prepairing for ouer furste daie of[f] sence ouer arrivael, hwhich shall bee spennt slyeepinge.

FARE THEE WELL, YOUNG STUEWERDS
Teomajejaee

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